Ahad, 16 Mac 2008

the sunburst experience.





Seronok seronok!



Okay im still having difficulties typing with a bandage on my finger. Check it out, sempat promote blog lagi! I'm writing this at my campus. Coolnya! Hahaha jijik. Azman is sitting beside me buat muka nakkenatampar.








So, Sunburst Music Festival just passed a few days ago. Best wei, best. I was there even before it rained. Watched Pop Shuvit for awhile until it started to rain. So i went berteduh at the nearest camp. I met a couple of kids who happen to know me (unsurprisingly) and they asked me to buy beer for them. Kafir Yahudi. Because they offered me ciggies, I did them a favour by showing them the way to hell.



Sunburst was really interesting because i got to see alot of weird people and even more weird behaviour. Some of them were ;





  • This really ugly Malay girl who thinks she's hot dancing in front of me like a maniac, drinking beer and cheap vodka while smoking all the time. Thank god she was wearing a cap and she was short so i can't really see her face. Or else i would have puked on her face.

  • This old Mat Salleh rocker who was at a booth selling George Clinton and The Parliament Funkadelics's t-shirt claimed that the t-shirt that he was selling was really rare and he had to smuggle it all the way from Russia.

  • While The Roots were performing, I was hanging out at the back because we were too tired to join the crowd. I saw a dude, wearing a singlet and holding an umbrella. Dancing. Dancing like a girl. He was trying to dance like what i think was an impression of Usher or Chris Brown. But sadly, the only thing in common that i noticed was his skin tone.

  • A Chinese girl, let me repeat that. Chinese. Dressing indie. Cool eh? She was wearing the "I *heart* KL" t-shirt with skinny jeans. Neat eh?



(Save jap, nak pegi class. I'm gonna continue when i get home!)


(Ok, i'm back home and i just finished playing NFL Street. Smart wei game ni! Okeh, back to business)



  • A girl i know slow dancing infront of everyone while John Legend was singing. We were waiting for Incubus at another stage so everyone was sitting down. She was dancing like it was her prom night in the middle of the crowd. Who were all sitting down. Hmm.

  • A dude who was wearing a stupid clown hat (the colourful tall hat crap) with gigantic shades in the middle of the night running here and there. I was tempted to throw my sandals to his face but the grass was wet. Sorry guys!

  • The worst toilet in the world. No water. No tissue. I had to wait until i was home to do my business.

Okay i did see alot of weird people and things but those are one of them. I can't seem to remember others.







Okay, now the best part. Incubus. Yes, Incubus. Me and my friends waited at the empty Sun Stage so that we can get the best spot to watch Incubus. Even if it means missing John Legend's performance. We did get to watch him from the screen though. Kesian this one chick. John Legend invited her to dance with him on stage and she did hapilly. But Johnny was sweating like a pig. When she finished dancing with him she was all wet from his sweat. Hahahaha. Whatever lah, back to Incubus. We waited for 2 hours and 30 minutes for Incubus. But it was worth it. We got the best spot. Okay not exactly but close. We were standing right infront of the stage. Just at the railing thing. And Incubus rocked the place. They played songs from various albums. I was enjoying myself. And suddenly the dude who was standing beside me started to jump. He was dressed like he was about to go to work. A long sleeved shirt and leather shoes! And he jumped so wildly. Countless times he landed on my foot. Son of a witch. But that didn't stop me from enjoying my time there. But a kid behind me did make me laugh though. He was damn quiet throughout the whole show. He only sang along to "Drive". Haha bodo. A girl fainted not far from me. So they had to take her out of the crowd from the railing. So the bodyguard lifted her and her shirt was almost off. I could see all the guys around me paying more attention to her bare skin than Brandon Boyd. Perverts. So after Incubus finished playing they said goodbye to us. Mike Einziger threw away his pick to the fans. But that stupid old tart couldn't throw a pick to save his life. He threw it and it landed at a no-mans-land place which is between the stage and the railing. How stupid can that be. And then came the most dissapointing moment of my life. José Pasillas threw his drumsticks. One of it was flying towards my direction. Suddenly, everything went to slow mode. I could see his drumstick flying towards my outstrecthed hand. Waiiihhh!!! And i grabbed it. It was in my hands! And then came the hands of other idiots grabbing the stick. My finger which you already know was crooked and wrecked just a week back couldn't fight for the drumstick. I lost the battle! The kid beside me yanked the stick hard and he got it. Pukimak! His girlfriend was so proud of him she screamed and hugged him. Budak tu buat muka proud face. I couldn't stand it. I smacked his face and beat him to a pulp. I took the stick from him and ran all the way home. Okay, the beating part tu cerita dongeng. Haha add some spice to the story ay? So i dragged my sad ass back home. Oh, when Incubus was done it was Search's time to perform but nobody gave a fuck about them and everyone went home after that. I feel sorry for them. But that day was really entertaining. I found a ten dollar coupon while i was waiting in line to buy kfc. So me and my friend ended eating 3 pieces of chicken and a burger. Sweet. The Roots and George Clinton and The P-Funk were fantastic. So were Incognito. Oh ya, i got interviewed by ntv7 too. I think they chose me because of my looks. Cewah. Enough of writing for now lah, It's annoying typing with a bandaged middle finger. Till then!







How's that for an Incubus experience Anya? Haha!


Isnin, 10 Mac 2008

why i regret showing the middle finger.



Look closely. No bitch, closer! that's my friggin' middle finger! Best kan? And what's interesting in this picture is that you can see my 'bling bling' rings. Smart, smart. Okay, because i don't know what has gotten on to me that time, i took a lot of pictures so i'll selitkan the pictures between my story.



Let's see. I was at Aizat's house doing some stuffs. So around 1am i decided to go back to Shah Alam. As i was going down Aizat's stupid marble steps, i slipped. (I was wearing socks okay, licin ah! Im not that stupid to fall down just like that.) And so, when i tripped (mind you, buttocks first) i was skating down the stairs with my sweet ass. Maybe i was not in the mood for ass-skating so i put my hands down so that i can stop breaking my ass. When i stopped, i couldn't feel a thing except that my ass hurts. But when i looked at my hands, fu-yoh!




Yes! Yes! It's real. And that white thing is my bone sticking out of it's socket. I was damn shocked. And the conversation with Kid who was beside me at that time but decided not to ass-skating went a little bit like this ;

"Weh, jari aku patah sial!"

"Tarik jari aku weh, tarik!"

"Macam mana nak tarik? Aku tak reti! (He started to pull my finger so unpro-ishly)

"Woi bodoh jangan tarik! Sakit woi!"

"Aizat, tolong tarik jari Pa'an wei, jari dia patah!"

"Jangan tarik weh, kau bawak dia pegi hospital. Kau kena drive!"

Note ; Kid is 18 this year and he doesn't have a license. The last time he attempted to drive my car we almost end up six-feet-under.

And so i said ;

"Kepotak kau, kau la drive!"

So we we're on the way to Ampang Puteri Specialist Hospital and i said the most random thing ever.

"Weh, sorry weh. Aku nak kentut. Tak tahan gila doh!"

And Kid came up with one of the most brilliant answers i've ever heard.

"Kentut la doh, kentut. Kitorang tak kisah."

Lol. Orang gila. And so upon reaching the hospital, i was feeling dizzy. My face was numb and i couldn't feel my legs. Kid and Aizat was "pimpin-ing" me to the emergency place. And i blacked out. Drama king betul ni. Haha. When i woke up i was already on the bed. And when i woke up i felt extra hyper-ish. I started making stupid jokes to the nurses and i started taking pictures. I went to get an x-ray scan later and the doctor tried to fix my finger. It was as if i was giving birth to quadruplets.(I might exaggerate, but you get the point. Haha) And guess what? The doctor couldn't fix it properly. There's still my bone jutting out. So the doctor bandaged my fingers and gave me a jab in the butt. Sweet. And she told me to come again tomorrow to go see the specialist.




Yes, i had to survive one night of terror with the stupid bandage on. I couldn't sleep that night because it was so uncomfortable. And my friends were watching stupid videos on Youtube. So the next morning i went to see the specialist and he jabbed my finger 4 times to make it numb. And Dr.Wong pulled my finger and there's a clicking sound and the next thing i know my finger was fixed. Thank you Dr.Wong! He even gave me a 20% discount. But hey, 20% pun tak rasa doh. Altogether i had to fork out 700+ bucks. So now im broke and in debt. Yea sure, i would be grateful if you guys would want to form a tabung for me.

Last words,
Thanks a lot to Kid and Aizat for all your help and the company you guys gave me throughout all the ordeal. I owe you guys. Thank you, thank you! To you guys out there, this is how friends should be. Cewah. Meh tengok muka hensem diorang meh!





Oh ya, I have a theory. I think i know why i slipped. I was trying to be cute by wearing purple socks. Tuhan balas.

Rabu, 5 Mac 2008

jijiknya si yahudi.




This is Ben's beer belly.

This is Ben Si Yahudi. He is my housemate. And no, he's not cool. He just came home and he said he's gotten allergy. He said maybe it's because of the dust. Bullshit. This guy is a hobo. End of story. There's more of his pictures but this is the clearest i can take and other pictures is too disturbing to watch so i won't post it because you don't want your keyboard to be stained by your own puke do you?

Enjoy the scene.

Selasa, 4 Mac 2008

check this girl out!




This is Anya!
A rockstar.
She shook Brandon Boyd's hand and got an autograph from him.
Let's all kill her. Yay! Mari mari check out Anya's blog. She's really cool and she's at Australia. Perasan mat salleh dia ni. Her blog is really interesting and the best thing about her blog is that she promoted MY blog. My blog.