ni satu lagi gambar Coco!

Enjoy!

operasi menampar ko'e.

This is Shukri.

Or better known as Ko'e. Nama comel : Coco.

Coco is very cool. He is very handsome too. He's studying law at UiTM Shah Alam. He's the vocalist of a metal band. He asked me to promote his band so that he can be famous like me one day. But sadly, they still haven't decided on their band name yet. How the hell do you promote a band when the band pun tak ada nama? Slap. I'll update this post as soon as he decides on the band name.

One more thing. I just don't understand why all the law chicks lepak with Coco. Yea i know he's hot, but come on! It's Ko'e! They even gave him the name Coco. Tampar, tampar, tampar.

when malaysians try to be like singaporeans.

When Singaporeans wear skinny jeans it looks nice.

When Malaysians wear skinny jeans.... hak tuih!

Why? Why? It's because some of them wear skinny jeans with selipar jepun. And they just can't be like everyone else. Mesti nak colour pelik pelik. Kulit itam legam pakai skinny kuning. Slap! And let's face it, not everyone in Malaysia are blessed with good looks like me. Just stick to track bottoms lah.

jalan jalan cari makan!

Hey hey!

Jemput datang ke my mansion at Shah Alam this Friday. My housemate Benayoun Si Yahudi's birthday bbq. That old hag is 20 now. It's gonna be awesome, boleh swimming yo! But you guys gotta pay cover charge lah. It's not easy to meet me. *Padahal takde duit*

Oh ya, Ben is gonna dance for APACS annual dinner crap. Don't forget to bring a baseball bat to whack him up when he's dancing okay. It's gonna be disgusting. I can't wait!

why they say uitm kids aren't intellectual students.

I have just spent 3 hours playing Counter-Strike with my classmates. They're training for a competition. Sadly, dengan aku pun tak lepas. Hoho.

Guess what, we're all broke. Lepas ni lepak mamak minum air suam je la. Bitch.

kening dah berlubang dah ni.

Abang dah berkening besi.

70 bucks gone in an instant. Anyways, Sunburst KL International Music Festival is coming up, mari kita tengok ramai ramai? Incubus and The Roots will be there.

yew kew?

Qushay pun dah seronok bila tengok my blog. He wants to blog too. Tapi Qushay, Yahudi boleh ke tulis blog? Nanti orang baca geli pulak. Oh yea, dah mandi Holy Water belum? Ngos nges.

siram dengan air panas

Ayat ayat yang biasa didengari bila ada kehadiran Farn.

"Rambut you cute lah."

"Kimak, tinggi gila kau."

"Kau nak kena tampar ke?"

"I can't stop thinking about you Farn."

"Ni-hao?"

"Are you from Singapore?"

"I've never met someone as cool as you before Farny!"

"Kau dah sembahyang belum?"

"Baru aku tau Kolej Jati tu untuk sampah masyarakat sahaja."

"Boleh aku tidur rumah kau tak malam ni?"

"Pinjam rokok sebatang boleh tak Pa'an?"

I'm not lying.

mona lisa sungguh hebat.

Cis, writer's block la pulak tiba-tiba. Merokok jap lah.

Okay, i'm done. Hello, my name is Farhan Arif and i blog because i want to be cool too!
First entry tak best tulis banyak banyak kan? So i'm gonna keep it simple. I'm enjoying my life right now. I've passed my exam (siap menang Malaysian Prize lagi) so boleh chill. I've got tonnes to write about but i don't have the time plus the bloody keyboard is broken. huruf 'J' dah tercabut. So till then.


P/S: This is Azman Si Makhluk Jijik. If you see him anywhere please don't hesitate to slap his face and buang bangkai dia kat tepi sungai.